You know you are addicting to motorcycles when...

<Cut and paste from netrider - sorry if the numbers don't match up>

U know you are addicted to motorbikes when you...
1-Wash the bike at least 2 times a week. (and never wash your car )
2-when u park the bike and leave,you turn your head to have a last look at it.
3-when you stop at lights in a car and c a motorbike, turn offthe radio and put the windows down to hear the sound of the motorbike.
4-you watch the forecast of the week and all you care is the good weather for riding
5-instead of carrying the harald sun or the age in the working bag you carry a motorbike magazine
6-you have a spare openface helmet to hear the sound and enjoy the breeze of air when you ride
7-when u having a coffee with your mates you make sure to have a clear view of your motorbike (and while you lissen to them you look at your bike and think "what a beauty ")
8-you always show of you bike (and stick up for the brand with your bikie mates )
9-never miss the grand prix (in phillip island )
10-when you try to explain something you compare it to motorbike related.
11... Last year's office Christmas party: $300 designer dress, $75 stiletto heels and $150 hairstyle appointment.

This year's office Christmas party: $300 red leather pants, $75 leather boots and $150 leather halter top.

12...When spotting another bike, you trip over your own feet, crash into 3 people and then walk head-on into a street sign.

13...Your subscriptions to Allure, Cosmopolitan and Glamour have been replaced with Motorcycle News , Two Wheels and Autralian Rider.

14...You have at least one child named Harley or Davidson. (OK Maybe Across???)

15...You turn down a great item on sale because it won't fit in your saddlebags. (or the handbag on the across)

16...Everything on your Christmas list is electrical, chrome or leather.
and the number one reason you know you're an addict....

17... Your house is so dirty that you can hardly get through the front door, but your bike is spotless.

18...You tell your husband (or the BF) to wash the dishes for you because you've got to go for a ride

19) you buy a heavy duty bike trailer for your wifes xmas present

1: when you can't get up at 5 in the morning to go to work, yet you can glance outside at 5am sat morn, see blue skys and at 5.05 your pulling your leathers on not having decided where your even going

2: Your onto a "sure" thing at the pub fri night when you discover you only have $10 left do you buy him/her a drink ? NO you go home and save your $10 for fuel for a ride over the w/end

20. You turn to see your reflection every time you go past a shop window.

21.When you hear a motorbike sound on the road you try to guess the brand and type before you see it, (and if you are in conversation with friends you become automatically a passive lissener )
22.When you go in holidays away from home the only thing you are missing the most is your bike

23. Your favorite shopping spot is the local bike dealer, where you can go anytime you like and drool over whatever bike you're getting next.

24. You specially have your hair cut in a style that will tolerate your helmet coming on and off fifty times a day, and still look reasonable. (probably girl specific)

25- you use premium unleaded for your motorbike, and 4 the car u use unleaded.

26. you don't own (or even want) a car

27. You're driving your car, and you go to counter-steer!

28. You keep trying to filter through traffic..........In your car

29. You realise the only positive thing about WRB's is being able to hang a soaked jacket and gloves on when caught in a storm and have to wait it out under a bridge on the SE freeway They make a great clothesline

31. You're driving in your car, and you still nod to oncoming bikers!!!

You wash and polish your bike every week, while the suit of armour (car) hasn't had a wash in months.

Your addicted when you go into the garage, uncover and unlock your bike only to sit on it.

32- you wear the suit to go to a wedding with your wife, and when you get in the car you realise that you don't need the helmet you are carrying

33: your daughter spends big dollars on a dress,makeup and hair for her DEB, and wants a lift to the hall and you say " well you know were the spare helmet is kept !!"

34. Everytime the missus says something about going out/away for the day/weekend, you ask (hopefully) 'On the Bike?'

#34 When washing the bike and your one year old son comes over with a sponge full of mud and proceeds to apply it to the fairing and you must choose between life or death and have to convince yourself that murder is illegal

35. the near new tin top youbought and fitted out for camping and trialling with the dogs now sits in the garage 6 days a week.
36. said dogs who used to go everywhere with mistress now cry when you put your helmet on, and slink back into kennel

 

Pervert. There should be laws against that sort of thing.[/url]