Duck walks into a bar. Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f****** bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f****** bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f****** beak to the bar, you irritating bast**d of a f****** bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?"
ahhaha lol that was a good one... got any beer? <!-- s:alcoholic: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_all_coholic.gif" alt=":alcoholic:" title="Alcoholic" /><!-- s:alcoholic: -->
duck Dam ducks are getting smarter by the day. Duck hunting season <!-- s:sniper: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_snipersmilie.gif" alt=":sniper:" title="Sniper" /><!-- s:sniper: -->
