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Discussion in 'The Pub' started by my67xr, Apr 9, 2019.

  1. my67xr

    my67xr Bike Enthusiast Staff Member Premium Member Contributing Member

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    Yamaha's , 1990 FZR250R 3LN3 , 1986 XT250TS 57R , 1984 IT200L 43G, 1976 IT400C 510
    Q: How many people does it take to change the oil in a motorcycle?

    A: 1 to change the oil and to post that the oil has been changed.



    14 to share similar experiences of changing oil and how the oil could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing oil.

    17 purists who don't use synthetics and are offended by oil discussions.

    6 to argue over whether it's 'oil'' or 'viscous engine protectant'.

    Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

    22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'fluid'.

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'oil' is perfectly correct.

    49 to post meme's and gif's.

    19 to post that this page is not Yamaha Honda Kawasaki Suzuki related and to please take this discussion to an oil page.

    11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use oil and therefore the posts are relevant here.

    13 to claim "you're not a real biker"

    89 more to offer 89 different definitions of what a biker really is

    12 to post f marks

    8 to ask what f marks are?

    16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

    36 to debate which method of changing oil is superior, where to buy the best oil, what brand of oil work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

    7 to ask if the brands of oil used are worth the money.

    19 to tell them that if they like the oil, buy it.

    5 People to post pics of their own oil.

    15 People to post "I can't use S$%^!" and tell how they recycle their own oil.

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different oil.

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

    13 to comment "Me too"

    5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the $!%cking oil controversy.

    6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

    4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

    13 to say "Do a search on oil before posting questions about oil".

    7 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) uses a certain brand of oil.

    14 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

    5 admins to ban the oil posters who took it all too seriously.

    1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

    And 3 admins who simultaneously grab their phones and roll their eyes.
     
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  2. minimac

    minimac Active Member Premium Member Contributing Member

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    Boy, isn't that the truth!
     
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  3. ShaneP

    ShaneP Well-Known Member

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    My Bike:
    Yamaha FZR250 speed bike, Yamaha YZ/WR250F, Kawasaki ZX2R, Honda VTR250, DR350 (x 3.5), a couple of prototypes and whatever else.
    And that's why this forum has Facebook beat, hands down!
     
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