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    I know we have a meme section and that the memes are meant to have a motorcyling basis, but I thought I'd start a JOKE thread for anyone who wants to post anything that might give the members a laugh. It doesn't have to be motorcycle based, so do your worst. I'll get the ball rolling. Remember, it's not racist if it's funny!

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

    A customer asked, "In what aisle would I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

    The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Bunnings'."
     
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    Could very well be close to the truth to be honest....:)
     
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    Good thing you changed that one @Frankster although the one I saw did say Harley Rider... so the joke still worked.
     
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    I would have used a different guideline for Russia. Instead of a set of handcuffs I would have had an image of someone being thrown out of a 4th floor window!

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