When my son was a little younger than this little guy, he was helping me work on my bike and I was silly enough to go inside for a couple of minutes and left him unsupervised. He decided my petrol tank needed reshaping with a hammer he found in my tool box, helpful little bugger not happy but that will teach me
My dad had a 1977 gt250 and asked me to help him tighten up the bolts around the bike when I was about 7 years old , I found a loose one and tightened it right up, it was the idle screw, he kicked it over and it shot to full throttle , suffice to say I wasn’t welcome to fix the bike anymore
Zorba the biker is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft.” Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?” “Ten years!” he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!” Then she asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?” He replies, “Ten years!” She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!” Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some REAL fun?” And the man replies, “My God! Don’t tell me you’ve got a motorcycle in there!”