Info Jokes

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Frankster, Jan 12, 2023.

  1. Frankster

    Frankster Grey Pride...Adventure before Dementia Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    4,032
    Likes Received:
    2,258
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gardener
    Location:
    Tasmania
    Home Page:
    My Bike:
    Spada, VT250F & ZX2R
    I know we have a meme section and that the memes are meant to have a motorcyling basis, but I thought I'd start a JOKE thread for anyone who wants to post anything that might give the members a laugh. It doesn't have to be motorcycle based, so do your worst. I'll get the ball rolling. Remember, it's not racist if it's funny!

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

    A customer asked, "In what aisle would I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

    The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Bunnings'."
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2023
  2. Andych

    Andych Moderator Staff Member Premium Member Contributing Member Dirty Wheel Club

    Messages:
    4,300
    Likes Received:
    2,514
    Trophy Points:
    918
    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Albury 2641
    My Bike:
    1987 Yamaha SRX250, Honda 1974 SL125 K1, 2022 Triumph Tiger Sport 660
    EV fuel.jpeg
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. baddog

    baddog Active Member

    Messages:
    19
    Likes Received:
    19
    Trophy Points:
    173
    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    burlington on canada
    My Bike:
    Yamaha R3
    million-dollars-clever-jokes.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 1
  4. Andych

    Andych Moderator Staff Member Premium Member Contributing Member Dirty Wheel Club

    Messages:
    4,300
    Likes Received:
    2,514
    Trophy Points:
    918
    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Albury 2641
    My Bike:
    1987 Yamaha SRX250, Honda 1974 SL125 K1, 2022 Triumph Tiger Sport 660
    Classic.jpeg
    Could very well be close to the truth to be honest....:)
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Love it! Love it! x 1
  5. baddog

    baddog Active Member

    Messages:
    19
    Likes Received:
    19
    Trophy Points:
    173
    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    burlington on canada
    My Bike:
    Yamaha R3
    upload_2023-1-25_13-18-34.jpeg
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 2
  6. Frankster

    Frankster Grey Pride...Adventure before Dementia Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    4,032
    Likes Received:
    2,258
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gardener
    Location:
    Tasmania
    Home Page:
    My Bike:
    Spada, VT250F & ZX2R
    Australian news feed...

    upload_2023-3-2_9-11-32.png
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 2
  7. KiwiMat

    KiwiMat Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    134
    Likes Received:
    158
    Trophy Points:
    248
    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2020
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Australia
    My Bike:
    89 MC19
    637525489bdb1054dd4869a0a309cd3778b150e4_2_404x499.jpeg.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 2
  8. Andych

    Andych Moderator Staff Member Premium Member Contributing Member Dirty Wheel Club

    Messages:
    4,300
    Likes Received:
    2,514
    Trophy Points:
    918
    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Albury 2641
    My Bike:
    1987 Yamaha SRX250, Honda 1974 SL125 K1, 2022 Triumph Tiger Sport 660
    This is most definitely ME

    ME.jpeg
     
    • Agree Agree x 4
  9. GreyImport

    GreyImport Administrator Staff Member The Chief Contributing Member

    Messages:
    10,931
    Likes Received:
    6,723
    Trophy Points:
    1,168
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Between a Rock and a Hard Place
    Location:
    North by NW NSW Oztralia - Tamworth
    My Bike:
    *Kawasaki ZXR250C *Yamaha FZR250R 3LN1 *Yamaha FZR400 *Triumph Bonneville 750 T140V *Triumph Daytona 675 *Triumph Tiger 800XC
    [​IMG]
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
  10. Frankster

    Frankster Grey Pride...Adventure before Dementia Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    4,032
    Likes Received:
    2,258
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gardener
    Location:
    Tasmania
    Home Page:
    My Bike:
    Spada, VT250F & ZX2R
    upload_2023-3-7_10-27-21.png
     
    • Like Like x 1
  11. Andych

    Andych Moderator Staff Member Premium Member Contributing Member Dirty Wheel Club

    Messages:
    4,300
    Likes Received:
    2,514
    Trophy Points:
    918
    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2016
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Albury 2641
    My Bike:
    1987 Yamaha SRX250, Honda 1974 SL125 K1, 2022 Triumph Tiger Sport 660
    Good thing you changed that one @Frankster although the one I saw did say Harley Rider... so the joke still worked.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  12. Frankster

    Frankster Grey Pride...Adventure before Dementia Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    4,032
    Likes Received:
    2,258
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gardener
    Location:
    Tasmania
    Home Page:
    My Bike:
    Spada, VT250F & ZX2R
    More Local news...

    upload_2023-3-8_9-34-33.png
     
    • Like Like x 2
  13. Frankster

    Frankster Grey Pride...Adventure before Dementia Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    4,032
    Likes Received:
    2,258
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gardener
    Location:
    Tasmania
    Home Page:
    My Bike:
    Spada, VT250F & ZX2R
    International News...

    upload_2023-3-8_9-40-56.png
     
    • Like Like x 1
  14. Jo Verhelst

    Jo Verhelst Forty2 Contributing Member

    Messages:
    583
    Likes Received:
    641
    Trophy Points:
    423
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2014
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    belgium
    My Bike:
    honda cbx250 1987,cb250rs '84,2x suzuki gt 250 '74, FB Mondial SC300 '21 and some more
    heaven.jpg
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 2
  15. Jo Verhelst

    Jo Verhelst Forty2 Contributing Member

    Messages:
    583
    Likes Received:
    641
    Trophy Points:
    423
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2014
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    belgium
    My Bike:
    honda cbx250 1987,cb250rs '84,2x suzuki gt 250 '74, FB Mondial SC300 '21 and some more
  16. Jo Verhelst

    Jo Verhelst Forty2 Contributing Member

    Messages:
    583
    Likes Received:
    641
    Trophy Points:
    423
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2014
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    belgium
    My Bike:
    honda cbx250 1987,cb250rs '84,2x suzuki gt 250 '74, FB Mondial SC300 '21 and some more
    problemsolving.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  17. Frankster

    Frankster Grey Pride...Adventure before Dementia Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    4,032
    Likes Received:
    2,258
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gardener
    Location:
    Tasmania
    Home Page:
    My Bike:
    Spada, VT250F & ZX2R
    I would have used a different guideline for Russia. Instead of a set of handcuffs I would have had an image of someone being thrown out of a 4th floor window!

    upload_2023-3-12_13-5-49.png
     
    • Like Like x 1
  18. Frankster

    Frankster Grey Pride...Adventure before Dementia Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    4,032
    Likes Received:
    2,258
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gardener
    Location:
    Tasmania
    Home Page:
    My Bike:
    Spada, VT250F & ZX2R
    upload_2023-3-30_10-34-25.png
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    Last edited: Mar 30, 2023
  19. Frankster

    Frankster Grey Pride...Adventure before Dementia Staff Member Premium Member Ride and Events Crew

    Messages:
    4,032
    Likes Received:
    2,258
    Trophy Points:
    923
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gardener
    Location:
    Tasmania
    Home Page:
    My Bike:
    Spada, VT250F & ZX2R
    upload_2023-3-30_13-54-58.png
     
    • Like Like x 1
  20. GreyImport

    GreyImport Administrator Staff Member The Chief Contributing Member

    Messages:
    10,931
    Likes Received:
    6,723
    Trophy Points:
    1,168
    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2012
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Between a Rock and a Hard Place
    Location:
    North by NW NSW Oztralia - Tamworth
    My Bike:
    *Kawasaki ZXR250C *Yamaha FZR250R 3LN1 *Yamaha FZR400 *Triumph Bonneville 750 T140V *Triumph Daytona 675 *Triumph Tiger 800XC
    duck.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1

Share This Page